• A compliment
• A story
• Why you follow me
• If you met me what would you do
• A cute message
• One thing you want to tell me
• One thing you want to know about me

Please please please

theanimalblog:

A lion looks directly in to the camera. Picture: David Lloyd / Barcroft Media

All I do is eat, work (as an unpaid intern), drive, and sleep.

incises:

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

oh my fucking god what omg what if it wasnt a HUMAN WHAT IF IT WAS A CANNIBAL ALIEN

Zombies be afoot. Beware.

theanimalblog:

(via Rob Palmer | iGNANT)

timoodles:

atrociousaardvark:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

talkingstory:

Fucking hilarious. 

They didn’t even say what for

He’s only notable for his name

He probably assaulted someone for making fun of his name.

Scatman was his dad.

Scatwoman was his mother.

his name is native scat for “Hero of the Scatlands”

he was the chosen one

meant to redeem scat’s fall from grace

bohemea:

Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher Man